Why to NEVER buy an Aliexpress Chinese fake guitar

EDIT - WHOA, 300k views! Thanks people!

Chronicling the many, MANY things wrong with my "Fender" telecaster.

Seller who sold me this POS was called JASON Musical Instruments. Avoid!

UPDATE - I've now fixed it up as best as I can and it's... surprisingly good! Check out all the mods, repair and total botch-jobs here - https://youtu.be/2uxljbpAJiM

UPDATE 2 - Here's a sound Demo of how it sounds with a reasonable recording - https://youtu.be/HEP2fRAg2dI